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When Something Needs To Be Ironed I Put It In The Ironing Basket. If A Year Goes By And The Item Is Still In The Basket I Throw The Item Away. This Is A Good System Since Eventually I End Up Only With Clothes That Don’t Need Ironing.

Since I Can Barely Write Two Books A Year The Best Solution Seems To Be Co-author Projects. My Goal Isn't To Get Another Writer To Clone Me... It's More To Produce A Book That Shares My Vision Of Positive, Fun Entertainment.

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.

I Like My Nuts," Mooner Said. "i Don't Want Them Cut Off. I'd Be, Like, Nutless Then.

I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like A Gym Bag.