I Was Driving By, Doing A Security

It Was Lorraine In Her Nightie And Mo In His Cap. They'd Just Settled Their Brains For A Long Winter's Nap In Front Of The Television. When Out In The Lot There Arose Such A Clatter, They Sprang From Their Recliners To See What Was The Matter. Away To The Window They Flew Like A Flash, Tore Open The Blinds And Threw Up The Sash. And What To Their Wondering Eyes Should Appear, But Stephanie Plum And Yet Another Of Her Cars Burning Front To Rear.

I Was Waiting For My Body Receipt When Morelli Walked In. He Nodded To Ranger And Grinned At Me In My Whiteness. “i Was At My Desk, And Mickey Told Me I Had To Come Out To Take A Look,” Morelli Said. “it’s Floor,” I Told Him. “i Can See That. If We Add Some Milk And Eggs, We Can Turn You Into A Cake.

My Father Was In The Kitchen Putting A New Washer In The Kitchen Faucet. He Looked Relieved To See Morelli Standing In The Hallway. He'd Probably Prefer I Bring Home Someone Useful, Like A Butcher Or A Car Mechanic, But I Guess Cops Are A Step Up From Undertakers.

I'd Spent A Night With Ranger A While Ago, And I Knew What Happened When He Was Encouraged. Ranger Knew How To Make A Woman Want Him. Ranger Was Magic.

I’m Going Back To Bed,” Grandma Said When Mooner And Dougie Left. “this Doesn’t Look Too Interesting. I Liked It Better The Other Night When You Were On The Floor With The Bounty Hunter.” Morelli Gave Me The Same Kind Of Look Desi Always Gave Lucy When She’d Just Done Something Incredibly Stupid. “it’s A Long Story,” I Said. “i Bet.