Cute? I Think My Testosterone Level Just

There Is No Such Thing As A Good Call At 7 Am. It's Been My Experience That All Calls Between The Hours Of 11 Pm And 9 Am Are Disaster Calls.

If I Let Her In I'm Doomed. It's Like Inviting A Vampire Into Your House. Once You've Invite Them In, That's It, You're Good As Dead!

Men Drive Off Bridges And Drink Too Much Because Of Women Like You.

I Think Money Isn't Any Good Sitting Around, So I Spend Some Time In The Shoe Department At Saks.

Sweetie, Nothing That Flies Looks Safe, Including Birds.