I'd Always Wanted To Write Books Ever

Mrs. Bonneville Never Buckled Her Seat Belt, Even Though It Was Required By State Law; An Ardent Libertarian, She Opposed Government Meddling In All Matters Of Personal Choice.

That Dreadful Alligator Attack In Orlando Would Never Have Happened If Disney Had Put Up Real Warning Signs, Like Other Florida Resorts Do. But Wild Alligators Don't Fit The Disney Image, So They Were No Proper Warnings, And A Child Died For No Reason.

I'd Love To See A Good Script Of One Of My Books, In These Years Of Animations And Comic Book Sequels, And Had So Many Written Over The Years, But None Quite Clicked.

I Still Do A Weekly Opinion Column For The Miami Herald, And It's Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel. Rotten Fish.

There's So Much Hate That We Direct Externally That We Forget We Have Our Own Psychos. But That's The Role Of The Satirist - You Have To Examine Your Own Country And Say, Look!