Disney World Is An Armpit Compared To

My Books Are Character-driven. They're Not Driven By The Story.

Garcia Wondered Why People With Jesus Stickers On Their Bumper Always Drove Twenty Miles Per Hour Under The Speed Limit. If God Was My Co-pilot, He Thought, I'd Be Doing A Hundred And Twenty.

Disney World Is An Armpit Compared To Montana.

Sunset On The Water Ought To Be A Quiet And Easy Time, But I Guess Some People Can't Stand A Little Silence.

My Books Are Shelved In Different Places, Depending On The Bookstore. Sometimes They Can Be Found In The Mystery Section, Sometimes In The Humor Department, And Occasionally Even In The Literature Aisle, Which Is Somewhat Astounding.