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Mrs. Bonneville Never Buckled Her Seat Belt, Even Though It Was Required By State Law; An Ardent Libertarian, She Opposed Government Meddling In All Matters Of Personal Choice.

Jimmy Lee Baylis Was A Wise Man, And Knew Better Than To Talk Back To The Man Who Signed His Paycheck.

Disney World Is An Armpit Compared To Montana.

Nobody With An Iq Higher Than Emergency-room Temperature Could Ever Believe That 'death Panels' Would Be Appointed To Nudge The Elderly Toward Euthanasia. Yet For Idle Entertainment, It's Hard To Beat Sarah Palin's Ignorant Nattering On The Subject.

The First Rule Of Hurricane Coverage Is That Every Broadcast Must Begin With Palm Trees Bending In The Wind.