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Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

The True Snob Never Rests; There Is Always A Higher Goal To Attain, And There Are, By The Same Token, Always More And More People To Look Down Upon.

There Is A Distinction To Be Drawn Between True Collectors And Accumulators. Collectors Are Discriminating; Accumulators Act At Random. The Collyer Brothers, Who Died Among The Tons Of Newspapers And Trash With Which They Filled Every Cubic Foot Of Their House So That They Could Scarcely Move, Were A Classic Example Of Accumulators, But There Are Many Of Us Whose Houses Are Filled With All Manner Of Things That We "can't Bear To Throw Away.

A Lady Is Nothing Very Specific. One Man's Lady Is Another Man's Woman; Sometimes, One Man's Lady Is Another Man's Wife. Definitions Overlap But They Almost Never Coincide.