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A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

If You Took An Iq Test, The Results Would Be Negative.

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side