Camouflage Is A Game We All Like

Every Journalist Has A Novel In Him, Which Is An Excellent Place For It.

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

Tennis Is An Addiction That Once It Has Truly Hooked A Man Will Not Let Him Go.

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.