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For All Its Flexibility, Television Is More A Mirror Of Taste Than A Shaper Of It.

Wasting Time Is Negative, But There Is Something Positive About Idleness.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

Clutter Is What Happens To Things When They Become Useless But Friendly.