Sure, I'd Love To Help You Out...now,

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.

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