I Write At High Speed Because Boredom

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In A Country Where They Didn't Have Tea?

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

You Kissed Me Because You Were Awfully Nice And I Was Awfully Nice And We Both Liked Kissing Very Much. It Was Inevitable.

I Can Take Any Amount Of Criticism, As Long As It Is Unqualified Praise.