I Write At High Speed Because Boredom

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.

Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

A Bloody Good Thing, But Too Late.

My Philosophy Is As Simple As Ever - Smoking, Drinking, Moderate Sexual Intercourse On A Diminishing Scale, Reading And Writing (not Arithmetic). I Have A Selfish Absorption In The Well-being And Achievement Of Noel Coward.