Never Trust A Man With Short Legs.

I Will Accept Anything In The Theatre . . . Provided It Amuses Or Moves Me. But If It Does Neither, I Want To Go Home.

Trust Your Instincts. If You Have No Instincts, Trust Your Impulses.

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

You Ask My Advice About Acting? Speak Clearly, Don't Bump Into The Furniture And If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Pay Packet On Friday.

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.