Never Trust A Man With Short Legs.

If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any Prettier It Would Have Been Florence Of Arabia.

How About Slipping Out Of Those Wet Things And Into A Dry Martini?

Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To Go Downstairs To Answer The Door While In The Midst Of Making Love.

My Philosophy Is As Simple As Ever - Smoking, Drinking, Moderate Sexual Intercourse On A Diminishing Scale, Reading And Writing (not Arithmetic). I Have A Selfish Absorption In The Well-being And Achievement Of Noel Coward.

I Have Always Been Very Fond Of Them (drama Critics) . . . I Think It Is So Frightfully Clever Of Them To Go Night After Night To The Theatre And Know So Little About It.