Never Trust A Man With Short Legs.

Work Hard, Do The Best You Can, Don't Ever Lose Faith In Yourself And Take No Notice Of What Other People Say About You.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

My Life Really Has Been One Long Extravaganza.

If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any Prettier It Would Have Been Florence Of Arabia.

For Gin, In Cruel Sober Truth, Supplies The Fuel For Flaming Youth.