Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

It's No Use To Go And Take Courses In Playwriting Any More Than It's Much Use Taking Courses In Acting. Better Play To A Bad Matinée In Hull, It Will Teach You Much More Than A Year Of Careful Instruction.

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.

I'll Go Through Life Either First Class Or Third, But Never In Second.

Las Vegas: It Was Not Cafe Society, It Was Nescafe Society

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.