Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To Go Downstairs To Answer The Door While In The Midst Of Making Love.

Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In The Mid-day Sun; The Japanese Don't Care To, The Chinese Wouldn't Dare To; Hindus And Argentines Sleep Firmly From Twelve To One, But Englishmen Detest A Siesta.

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.

I Can't Sing, But I Know How To, Which Is Quite Different.