A Bloody Good Thing, But Too Late.

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.

Everybody Worships Me, It's Nauseating.

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.