A Bloody Good Thing, But Too Late.

Everybody Worships Me, It's Nauseating.

Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only When It Is Even - One Must Be Careful Not To Look Like A Mixed Grill.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

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