When I Go, God's Going To Have

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

Players Lose You Games, Not Tactics. There's So Much Crap Talked About Tactics By People Who Barely Know How To Win At Dominoes.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.