When I Go, God's Going To Have

Walk On Water? I Know Most People Out There Will Be Saying That Instead Of Walking On It, I Should Have Taken More Of It With My Drinks. They Are Absolutely Right.

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

That Seaman Is A Handsome Young Man But He Spends Too Much Time Looking In His Mirror Rather Than At The Ball. You Can't Keep Goal With Hair Like That.

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.