When I Go, God's Going To Have

That Seaman Is A Handsome Young Man But He Spends Too Much Time Looking In His Mirror Rather Than At The Ball. You Can't Keep Goal With Hair Like That.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.

Players Lose You Games, Not Tactics. There's So Much Crap Talked About Tactics By People Who Barely Know How To Win At Dominoes.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.