I Would Stare At Maps Of Delaware

I Would Read The Atlas For Pleasure. I Knew It Was Weird. It Was Weird.

Being A Nerd Really Pays Off Sometimes.

When You Make A Decision You Need Facts. If Those Facts Are In Your Brain, They're At Your Fingertips. If They're All In Google Somewhere You May Not Make The Right Decision On The Spur Of The Moment.

I Always Bring My Kids Vacation Souvenirs Printed In Comic Sans, So They Know I Love Them But Not Unconditionally.

I Can't Relax And Sink Back In The Couch And Watch 'jeopardy!' The Way I Used To.