I Would Stare At Maps Of Delaware

If I Start Outsourcing All My Navigation To A Little Talking Box In My Car, I'm Sort Of Screwed. I'm Going To Lose My Car In The Parking Lot Every Single Time.

I Would Read The Atlas For Pleasure. I Knew It Was Weird. It Was Weird.

For Some Reason The Most Devoted Mapheads Seem To Be Kids.

I Can't Relax And Sink Back In The Couch And Watch 'jeopardy!' The Way I Used To.

You Live Overseas, You See These Exotic Places And You Want To Know About Them. But, Weirdly, It Also Made Me Homesick For All These Very Prosaic Places In America.