I Would Read The Atlas For Pleasure.

I Have Condemned My Kids To A Lifetime Of Geographic Illiteracy.

I Can't Relax And Sink Back In The Couch And Watch 'jeopardy!' The Way I Used To.

We Regret The Insinuation That Mr. Alex Trebek Is A Robot, And Has Been Since 2004. Mr. Trebek's Robotic Frame Does Still Contain Some Organic Parts, Many Harvested From Patriotic Canadian Schoolchildren, So This Technically Makes Him A 'cyborg,' Not A 'robot.'

I Would Read The Atlas For Pleasure. I Knew It Was Weird. It Was Weird.

If Youre A Vegan Who Ran A Marathon & Got Your Dogs From A Shelter, How Do You Decide Which Thing To Wedge Into The Conversation First?