Sure I Have A Cell-phone, So I

I Would Read The Atlas For Pleasure. I Knew It Was Weird. It Was Weird.

I Always Bring My Kids Vacation Souvenirs Printed In Comic Sans, So They Know I Love Them But Not Unconditionally.

I Would Stare At Maps Of Delaware For Hours.

For Some Reason The Most Devoted Mapheads Seem To Be Kids.

If I Start Outsourcing All My Navigation To A Little Talking Box In My Car, I'm Sort Of Screwed. I'm Going To Lose My Car In The Parking Lot Every Single Time.