I Would Like You All To Give

I Certainly Like The Rumour That I Was The Father Of Elizabeth Hurley's Baby. It Made Me Think I Could Impregnate Women In A Different Way To Everyone Else. Elizabeth And I Were Never Alone In A Room Together, So I Must Be A Very Powerful Man Indeed. Actually, I'm Thinking Of Suing The Baby!

I Grew Up Babysitting And Always Enjoyed It. I Love Family. A Couple Of My Closest Friends Have Kids, And I'm Their Godfather, And That's One Of My Greatest Pleasures In Life, Just Picking Them Up From School And Hanging Out With Them.

I Was A Guy Who Wanted To Become Famous. There Was Steam Coming Out Of My Ears, I Wanted To Be Famous So Badly. You Want The Attention, You Want The Bucks, And You Want The Best Seat In The Restaurant. I Didn't Think What The Repercussions Would Be.

I Know Chandler Is Similar To Me. But If You Watched My Life For A Week, There Would Be Many More Boring Parts.

I Used To Spend A Lot Of Time Just Thinking About Myself, Thinking That The Party Started When I Showed Up.