When I Die, I'd Like 'friends' To

When I Die, I'd Like 'friends' To Be Listed Behind 'helping People.'

'friends' Was A Magical Thing, And No One's Going To Ever Have Anything Like That Again.

It's Not Foreign For Me To Be Talking About My Problems In Circles.

I Can Tell If Someone Is Talking To Me Because I'm On 'friends' Or Cause They Just Think I'm Neat. You Know I Don't Think I've Ever Spent More Than Five Or Ten Minutes With Somebody Who Was Ogling Me Because They Recognized Me From The Show.

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.