When I Die, I'd Like 'friends' To

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.

I Grew Up Babysitting And Always Enjoyed It. I Love Family. A Couple Of My Closest Friends Have Kids, And I'm Their Godfather, And That's One Of My Greatest Pleasures In Life, Just Picking Them Up From School And Hanging Out With Them.

My Sense Of Style Is An Old Polo Shirt, Jeans And, Unfortunately For The Longest Time, White Running Shoes, Which Was Not Attractive. The One Thing I've Learned About Clothes Is To Ask A Girl.

I Have A Well-documented History Of Trouble With Intimacy.

The Thing That I'm Most Proud Of In My Life Is That If A Stranger Came Up To Me And Said, 'i Can't Stop Drinking. I Can't Stop Drinking. Can You Help Me?' I Can Say, 'yes, I Can Help You.'