When I Die, I'd Like 'friends' To

I Have What I Like To Call A 'chinneck.' My Chin Just Flows Rather Easily Into My Neck.

I've Been Accused Of Not Really Paying Attention To A Sentence Unless My Name Comes Up In It Twice.

They Say That Women Like A Man Who Can Make Them Laugh, And I Find That If You Can Make A Woman Laugh On The First And Second Dates, Then You're Doing Well.

My Sense Of Style Is An Old Polo Shirt, Jeans And, Unfortunately For The Longest Time, White Running Shoes, Which Was Not Attractive. The One Thing I've Learned About Clothes Is To Ask A Girl.

When People Try To Take [smoking] Away From Me I Say, 'hey, I Stopped Everything Else.' But, I Have To Battle That One, Too.