If There's A Silence In A Room

I've Been Accused Of Not Really Paying Attention To A Sentence Unless My Name Comes Up In It Twice.

I Have A Well-documented History Of Trouble With Intimacy.

When People Try To Take [smoking] Away From Me I Say, 'hey, I Stopped Everything Else.' But, I Have To Battle That One, Too.

After I Got My First Laugh On Stage, I Was Hooked.

The Thing That I'm Most Proud Of In My Life Is That If A Stranger Came Up To Me And Said, 'i Can't Stop Drinking. I Can't Stop Drinking. Can You Help Me?' I Can Say, 'yes, I Can Help You.'