I Would Like To Throw An Egg

An Epicure Is One Who Gets Nothing Better Than The Cream Of Everything But Cheerfully Makes The Best Of It.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.

There Are More Fish Taken Out Of A Stream Than Ever Were In It.

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.