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I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.
-Marty Feldman
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I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent

Marty Feldman
I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.
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