Money Can't Buy Poverty.

Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.

Could Be Worse... Could Be Raining

He Made Us Laugh, He Took My Pain Away. I Love You, Lauretta.

Comedy, Like Sodomy, Is An Unnatural Act.

I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.