Money Can't Buy Poverty.

You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.

I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.

Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.

Could Be Worse... Could Be Raining

I Don't Want To Be A Director. I Want To Direct. There's A Difference.