I Won All The Blue Ribbons For

My Attitude Toward Men Who Mess Around Is Simple: If You Find 'em, Kill 'em.

Sometimes It's Like You're A Big Pie Settin' On The Table, And Everybody Runs Up And Gets Their Piece Of You. When It's Over' The Plate's Empty.

Really, I Don't Know What I'd Do With Myself If I Retire. Wash Dishes?

I'm Trying To Lead A Good Christian Life, So There Ain't Too Much Spicy To Tell About Me.

I've Seen Country Music Go Uptown, Like We Say, And I'm Proud I Was There When It Happened.