I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book . . . The Recipes Were To Be The Routine Ones: How To Make Dry Toast, Instant Coffee, Hearts Of Lettuce And Brownies. But As An Added Attraction, At No Extra Charge, My Idea Was To Put A Fried Egg On The Cover. I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.

I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat Animals Who Are.

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.