I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To

All Geniuses Die Young.

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.

Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies Like A Banana

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.