I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

Don’t Ever Underestimate The Importance Of Money. I Know It’s Often Been Said That Money Won’t Make You Happy And This Is Undeniably True, But Everything Else Being Equal, It’s A Lovely Thing To Have Around The House.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

Practically Everybody In New York Has Half A Mind To Write A Book, And Does.