Let's Form Proactive Synergy Restructuring Teams.

The Marketing Department Uses Many Advanced Techniques To Match Products And Buyers In A Way That Mximizes Profits. For Example, They Give Away Keychains.

I Think 'dilbert' Will Remain Popular As Long As Employees Are Frustrated And They Fear The Consequences Of Complaining Too Loudly. 'dilbert' Is The Designated Voice Of Discontent For The Workplace. I Never Planned It That Way. It Just Happened.

My Philosophy Is That Every Phone Conversation Has A Loser.

Stem Cells Are Like Toenail Clippings With A Better Career Plan.

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.