Let's Form Proactive Synergy Restructuring Teams.

The Greenest Home Is The One You Don't Build. If You Really Want To Save The Earth, Move In With Another Family And Share A House That's Already Built. Better Yet, Live In The Forest And Eat Whatever The Squirrels Don't Want.

My Old Life - No Amount Of Getting Used To It Would Have Made It Right.

There's No Such Thing As Good Ideas And Bad Ideas. There Are Only Your Own Ideas And Other People's. If You Want Someone To Like Your Idea, Tell Him He Said It First Last Week And You Just Remembered It.

If You Think It's Easy To Write Jokes About Fried Calamari, You've Probably Never Tried.

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