I Respectfully Decline The Invitation To Join

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.

Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.

I'm Curious How You'll Know It Works. I Assume It's Mostly A Cosmetic Change.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

In Japan, Employees Occasionally Work Themselves To Death. It’s Called Karoshi. I Don’t Want That To Happen To Anybody In My Department. The Trick Is To Take A Break As Soon As You See A Bright Light And Hear Dead Relatives Beckon.