I Respectfully Decline The Invitation To Join

Everybody Is Somebody's Else's Weirdo

Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.

Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.

I Rank Money Higher Than Social Life Or Meaning Because Once You Have Money, Those Other Things Are Easier To Get. For Example, You Won't Have Much Of A Social Life If You Can't Afford To Do Anything. And You Can't Make Money If Your Health Is A Mess.

Needing Someone Is Like Needing A Parachute. If They Are Not There The First Time You Need Them, Chances Are You Won't Be Needing Them Again.