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In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.

Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

Always Remember That As Long As Other People Are Gullible, There's No Limit To What You Can Achieve.

Home Is Pretty Utopian.

The First Time You See Something That You Have Never Seen Before, You Almost Always Know Right Away If You Should Eat It Or Run Away From It.