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You Might Be A Redneck If The Best Way To Keep Things Cold Is To Leave'em In The Shade.

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.

You Know That You Are A Teacher When You Spend More Money On School Stuff Than You Do On Your Own Children.

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own All The Components Of Soap On A Rope Except The Soap.