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If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.

My Wife Is Like, You Finally Get Your Own Tv Show, You Can Have Any Kind Of Car You Want And You Get A Darned Truck. But My Brother And I Have The Same Kind Of Truck Now.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.

I Love Comedy. God Has Given Me This Platform.

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.