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You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

People Are Like, Hey, Jeff, Lemme Tell You... I'm Like, Hold On, Let Me Get A Pen And A Piece Of Paper.

How Is A Redneck Divorce Similar To A Tornado? You Know That Somewhere, Somehow, Someone Is Gonna Lose A Trailer.