You Break Into My House, I Will

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

When I Was A Kid, My Parents Had A 900-pound Television On Top Of A Tv Tray. My Dad's Theory Was, 'let Him Pull It Over His Head A Few Times, He'll Learn.'

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

In My Life, I Have Driven Some Crappy Vehicles. But I Have Never Been So Desperate For A Vehicle That I Wanted A Used Rental Car.