I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought

Now You Know Those Trick Candles That You Blow Out And A Couple Of Seconds Later They Come Alight Again, Well The Other Day There Was A Fire At The Factory That Makes Them.

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.