I Once Had A Problem ... So

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.