Chandler's The Guy Everybody Thinks Will Do

I Really Lived Life To Its Fullest And That Got Me In Trouble From Time To Time.

I'm A Sensitive Guy. If You Are A Woman And You're In Any Kind Of Emotional Duress And You Write A Song About It, I'll Buy You Album.

In High School, My Prom Date Fooled Around With Another Guy - On Prom Night!

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.