I Went Through A Wood-chopping Phase When

I'm From Kentucky. I Used To Be Very Personable And Make Eye Contact And Smile At People, And Now All I Do Is Look Down. When I'm At Dinner And One Person After Another Keeps Interrupting To Take Pictures, It's Like, "i Can't Live Like This."

I Have The Street Smarts And Survival Skills Of, Like, A Poodle.

It Is A Sexual Violation. It’s Disgusting. The Law Needs To Be Changed, And We Need To Change. That’s Why These Web Sites Are Responsible. Just The Fact That Somebody Can Be Sexually Exploited And Violated, And The First Thought That Crosses Somebody’s Mind Is To Make A Profit From It. It’s So Beyond Me. I Just Can’t Imagine Being That Detached From Humanity. I Can’t Imagine Being That Thoughtless And Careless And So Empty Inside.

My Run Is So Weird. That's What I'm Most Nervous About In This Whole Ordeal. I'm Most Nervous About Everybody Making Fun Of The Way I Run. I Do, Like, Karate Hands. Instead Of Running With My Hands Closed Together Like A Normal Person. It's Like I'm Trying To Be Aerodynamic Or Something, So My Hands Are Straight Like Razors. Karate Hands.

Be Strong. Don't Be A Follower, And Always Do The Right Thing. If You Have A Choice Between The Right Thing And The Wrong Thing, The Right Way Is Always The Less Stressful.