I Went Through A Wood-chopping Phase When

I Want To Sit On My Couch And Drink And Not Change My Pants For Days At A Time.

In Hollywood, I'm Obese. I'm Considered A Fat Actress. I Eat Like A Caveman. I'll Be The Only Actress That Doesn't Have Anorexia Rumors! I'm Never Going To Starve Myself For A Part. I'm Invincible. I Don't Want Little Girls To Be Like "oh, I Want To Look Like Katniss, So I'm Going To Skip Dinner!"

I Always Feel Like An Idiot Every Time I Fly First Class Because I’m A Kid. And I Just Sit There, And Everyone’s Got Their Newspapers And They’re On The Computer, And I’m Like, 'can I Get A Coloring Book, Please? Can I Get Some Crayons?'

I Don't Like Going Out That Much. I'm Kind Of An Old Lady. After It's 11, I'm Like, 'don't These Kids Ever Get Tired?' When I'm Out, I Think About My Couch. Like, 'it Would Be Awesome To Be On It Right Now. I Bet There's An Episode Of Dance Moms On."

It's Something I Always Tell Myself: 'you Need To Calm The F--k Down. You Don't Want To Constantly Be A Gif.