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I Think People Are Fascinated With Breasts That Bounce. They Are So Used To Seeing Fake Ones – People Are Confused. My Breasts Have A Life Of Their Own.

I Dress Like An Old Woman In My Real Life. If You're Having Conversations With People, You Don't Want Them To Remember You As The Girl With The Tits, You Want Them To Pay Attention To What You're Saying

I Never Leave My House. Then I Don't Have To Put A Bra On, And I Don't Have To Change My Pants.

I Eat Like A Caveman.

I'm Still The Same And I Don't Feel Any Different But When The Elevator Doors Open And Everybody Gasps, It's An Alienating Feeling.