I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.

Glitter Is The Herpes Of Craft Supplies.

It Is Interesting That The Black Bmw Is The Preferred Car Of So Many Assholes.

Swimming Is A Confusing Sport, Because Sometimes You Do It For Fun, And Other Times You Do It To Not Die. And When I'm Swimming, Sometimes I'm Not Sure Which One It Is.

It's Always Helpful To Remember That In The Grand Scheme Of Things You Are Much More Important Than... Um, Wait, Than... Something, Maybe.