I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.

Cotton Candy Is The Perfect Snack For When I'm In The Mood To Eat Dry, Scratchy Fabric.

Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back Today If You Don't Want Your Clocks To Be Set To The Right Time.

I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I Don't Know Why.

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.