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I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.
-Demetri Martin
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I Can Tell How Lonely I Am
Demetri Martin
I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.
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