I Was Watching Mtv And There Were

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

Everybody Knew That You Should Never Provoke A Rattlesnake, Much Less Tie It Into A Bow. But That Didn't Stop Judd. What Did Stop Him Was The Rattlesnake.

If You Really Think About It, Hitting The Snooze Button In The Morning Doesn't Even Make Sense. It's Like Saying, 'i Hate Getting Up In The Morning-so I Do It Over... And Over... And Over Again.'

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You