Background Image

I Was Walking Home One Night And A Guy Hammering On A Roof Called Me A Paranoid Little Weirdo. In Morse Code.

-Emo Philips

Please Wait....
Translating....

I Was Walking Home One Night And

Emo Philips

I Was Walking Home One Night And A Guy Hammering On A Roof Called Me A Paranoid Little Weirdo. In Morse Code.

Views: 14

Topic

More From Emo Philips

I've Learned That You Can't Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They'll Panic And Give In.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.

I Caught My Wife In Bed With Another Man And I Was Crushed. So I Said, "get Off Of Me, You Two!"

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

Trending Author

Robert Smithson

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Category