I Was Walking Home One Night And

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.

In Our School You Were Searched For Guns And Knifes On The Way In And If You Didn't Have Any, They Gave You Some.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.

Women: You Can't Live With Them, And You Can't Get Them To Dress Up In A Skimpy Little Nazi Costume And Beat You With A Warm Squash Or Something.

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.