I Was Taught To Be Anti-jewish.

I Have Reached A State In Life Where I Can Buy A Whole House Full Of Chairs And Can Bump Into Them Until They Are Black And Blue

The Irish ... Are Full Of The Fear Of The Lord And The Joy Of Living, And They Don't Know How To Combine The Two, But They'll Sure Have A Good Time Trying.

Most People Call Me Mercy. I Like It

Alcohol Is A Very Patient Drug. It Will Wait For The Alcoholic To Pick It Up One More Time.

My Only True Harmony Lies Deep Within My Soul, Wherever That Is. I Know That Somehow I Am In Tune With The Universe.