I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!