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I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.
-Johnny Carson
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I Was So Naive As A Kid
Johnny Carson
I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.
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