I Owe One Thing To My Public

There Are Very Few Japanese Jews. As A Result, There Is No Japanese Word For Alan King.

I Can't Say I Ever Wanted To Become An Entertainer. I Already Was One, Sort Of-around The House, At School, Doing My Magic Tricks, Throwing My Voice And Doing Popeye Impersonations. People Thought I Was Funny; So I Kind Of Took Entertaining For Granted It Was Inevitable That I'd Start Giving Little Performances.

I Think It's Almost Immoral To Keep On With A Marriage That's Really Bad. It Just Gets More And More Rotten And Vindictive And Everybody Gets More And More Hurt. There's Not Enough Honesty About Marriage, I Think. I Wish More People Would Face The Truth About Their Marital Situations.

Talent Alone Won't Make You A Success. Neither Will Being In The Right Place At The Right Time, Unless You Are Ready. The Most Important Question Is: 'are Your Ready?'

Pittsburgh Is Kind Of Like Newark Without The Cultural Advantages.