Mel Gibson's Father Doesn't Think There Was

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

The Only Street I Like Is Rue Honore De Balzac, Because 'balzac' Sound So Gay, And I Love My Gays. I Might Like Parisians More If They Named Their Streets Only For Gay Icons, Like Rue Liza Minnelli Or Rue Bette Midler Or, My Favorite, Rue Mcclanahan.