I Was So Drunk Last Night I

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

Somewhere There's A Someone For Me. Though I May Be Lonely Now, I'll See It Through Somehow, To Somebody's Heart I Know I Hold The Key.

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.