I Was So Drunk Last Night I

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

The World Is The Same You Never Change It, As Sure As The Stars Shine Above. Well, You're Nobody Til Somebody Loves You, So Find Yourself Somebody To Love.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'

I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words You Hear Most Around My House Are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' And 'i'm Pregnant.'