I Was So Drunk Last Night I

Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of Wine, Memories Are Made Of This.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

I Take The Juice Of Two Bottles Of Whisky.