I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone,

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

In Order To Share Intimate Feelings, You Have To Have Intimate Feelings.