I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone,

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

Love Is A Flower That Blooms So Tender, Each Kiss A Dew Drop Of Sweet Surrender. Love Is A Moment Of Life Enchanting, Let's Take That Moment That Tonight Is Granting.