I Was Raised In A Family Where

Don't Take This The Wrong Way But I Care More And I'm A Better Online Friend Than You. I Also Spend Way To Much Time Online.

I Always Imagine That If I Met Dr. Seuss, He Would Be Very Similar To Crispin Glover.

You Ever Read A Book That Changed Your Life? Me Neither.

My Wife Always Asks Me Why I Don't Make The Bed. And I Respond With The Same Reason Why I Don't Tie My Shoes After I Take Them Off.

Be More Assertive With What You Want To Do.