I Was Planning On My Future As

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

I Think That For The Most Part, When I Started Doing Comedy, It Had Become Very Commercialized.

I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero. I Love Him.

Sure, Being A Reservist Wasn't As Glamorous, But I Was The One Who Had To Look At Myself In The Mirror.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.