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Being Larry David On Curb Your Enthusiasm Was The Best Thing To Happen To Larry David In Life.

Even Though The National Guard And Army Reserve See Combat Today, It Rankles Me That People Assume It Was Some Kind Of Waltz In The Park Back Then.

There Are Times When I'm Driving Home After A Day's Shooting, Thinking To Myself, That Scene Would've Been So Much Better If I Had Written It Out.

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.

It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do The Kind Of Comedy That These People Were Coming To Hear - Mainstream Comedy.