Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex

I Think That For The Most Part, When I Started Doing Comedy, It Had Become Very Commercialized.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

I Wasn't Making Fun Of My Father In-law's Religion. And Even If I Was So What, It's A Comedy. Religion Should Be Made Fun Of, It's Quite Ridiculous Isn't It. Think How People Spend Their Lives, They Have No Idea. They Go Around As If This Is A Fact. It's So Insane You Know. If I Really Believed That Stuff I'd Keep It To Myself. Lest Somebody Think I Was Out Of My Mind.

Give A Guy A Girlfriend And A Great Job, He Doesn’t Need Therapy.

I Once Stopped To Pick Up A Girl, And Then There Was This Creepy-looking Guy Standing Behind The Bushes Waiting To Jump Out And Get In, Too. So I Just Quickly Drove Away.