I Was Lying Ten And Had A

I Won't Quit Until I Get Run Over By A Truck, A Producer Or A Critic.

My Career Has Been Full Of Remarkable Coincidences That Have Nothing To Do With Me.

It's Hard Enough To Write A Good Drama, It's Much Harder To Write A Good Comedy, And It's Hardest Of All To Write A Drama With Comedy. Which Is What Life Is.

I Was Lying Ten And Had A Thirty-five Foot Putt. I Whispered Over My Shoulder: "how Does This One Break?" And My Caddie Said, "who Cares?"

Nobody Deserves This Much Money - Certainly Not An Actor.